This day is equivalent to a BS

BS. BS. BS. BS.

This day is really not a good day to sing hallelujahs and happy hymns. Heck, there isn't even a sight of happiness today because it is rather full of BS and shit. Pardon my language but its really unhealthy for me to keep it all inside. Like writing this post would be a relief or something. I just need to let it all out and be "calm".

I could think of a gazillion reasons why I'm so piss off today. Some of the reasons are Homework. Quizzes. Lectures from an old fugly lady (my aunt aka Cruella De vil )  We got into an argument about how i don't work hard and all that BS. Woman, I almost cried doing my homework and studying! Give some credit old faggot! I think she thinks that I just use the computer for fun and that all i ever mind is my freaking phone but I haven't even text for 2 weeks now. Its just so fucking annoying to be called a lazy,proud bitch. 14 years old girls don't deal with all this BS. It can drive someone insane! 

Oh, Dolores Umbridge is our teacher! The joy. Won't name her though. Lets just call her Dolores Umbridge in disguise. She acted so nice at first then she draw out all the Do's and Don'ts. Like bitch, You're not the principal or something. I respect the whole teacher part but you're kind of mean. And you lied when you said that you want us to enjoy our stay in the school. Please don't tell me what to do. K?

3rd day of school. And I'm exhausted like hell from school and I was called a proud bitch. 

Well.. Bitch, Stop acting like a bitch. 


(This was actually yesterday. I forgot to click Publish.. Sooo.)

How i see a macbook : Different dimension

Oh yeah. This is cute. 

This isn't mine btw. I just saw it on youtube but i sih to make on, On a macbook. Pahahaha. Dream on

Credits all goes to the animator! :)

Some wishful thinking

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Troubles.

Stuck with a lame template. :3

I seriously can't find a really nice template for this blog. I've searched. and searched. and searched. Still no good template. I mean there's like a gazzilion out there but its just that i could find a template that looks simple enough but still with class. You know? and I have been having troubles in the new blogger. I'm not used to it. I rather have the old one back even if its like made of bricks. (No offence though, just saying.)

Should I just move to wordpress instead? I mean they have all these cool themes and it actually has an app in the android market which is available in my country. Not like blogger. Who either thinks i live in narnia... or i really live in narnia. 

A Letter from blithesome planet

Dear Daddy,

Macbook Pro.. 13 inch. please? :) 

Sincerely,

You're very optimistic daughter, Alyanna.

Studying Tips.

The real deal. This most probably be the most boring of all. I bet nobody would even listen to me! (As if anyone even listens to me) 

Studying Tips 101 : 

1. Take notes. 

Grab your pens or pencils and just take notes you little lazy person! Rather than just gawking or daydreaming its better to take notes. I personally seldom take notes. Pahahaha ha ha ha hah ahha! BUT i never said i never or have ever written down notes. It just so happens that our teachers are nice enough to write it on the board. In few occasions they would dictated the things that we need to write very rarely occasions hopefully it wont change. I still don't know how 9th grade students functions because school hasn't start yet but crossies for that. lol. enough about me. Okay. Taking notes is an advantages.. Not only do you save time on reading pages upon pages of just gracefully adjective packed paragraphs but you could possibly be the some few people who can answer the questions that the teacher only dictated. 

2. Highlight.

Get your highlighters people! And start to highlight only the IMPORTANT parts. I emphasized the world IMPORTANT because some students likes to highlight everything on their books. 1. Because they like to splash some color on the pages of their books. 2. To pretend that you are actually listening. 3. They are probably bored. But highlighting everything is completely stupid and inconvenient. When a test comes up and you didn't study at home (like i always do) and you'll look on your book, everything is marked by your highlighter you will most likely receive an F for being so Fond of highlighting paragraphs. 

3. Do not enter the class if you still haven't study.

Pretty much self explanatory. lol. At least study on the halls or better yet at home.

4. Keyword all the way.

Its not cheating, Its creative thinking! I only do this when there's so many terms to study for or its really hard to pronounce! For example: The word is Radioactive Decay. The meaning is unstable atom loses energy by emitting ionizing particles. The keyword is Loses because of the word decay. It could somehow doesn't make sense for someone but just be creative and make sure you understand the meaning and you'll definitely make a awesome keywords for anything. Like those codes for detective. xD

5. Listen attentively.

Listening is more important than having to memorize your books. In some cases, you don't even have to study if you listen hard enough to understand the question and be able to answer them. 

Basic stuffs right there. 

Before going back to school Tips : The Don'ts

To save you from regrets.. Here's some tips to remember! :D

The Don'ts Before School.

1. Don't eat too much from the buffet table. 

When summer hits, of course there's vacation getaways, Heat waves, ( desire to become the next  tanorexic mom lol. kidding.) and .... Dun. Dun. Dun. FOOD. specifically.. JUNK FOOD. This addictive thing is so dangerous and yet so pleasing to the stomach that it is almost annoying because its THAT tempting. Fastfood chains, supermarket and the most alluring place.. your pantry. Basically it is everywhere! SMH. And If you don't control yourself .. You'll end up in the shape of a balloon when school starts. Being fat isn't something to be ashamed of but having illness is. Eating too much can result to diabetes, fatty liver disease, heart disease, certain types of cancer, stroke, etc. Starving yourself is certainly not the way to be "healthy" nor "fit". Self-control, Balanced diet and Exercise is the key to stay fit.

Men. That was deep. For a girl who probably loves food than people, writing this.. it was.. just tough bricks bro.

2. Don't Spend too much time on the internet.

Yeah. I've got you red handed. You are probably spend more time on your computer/gadgets that the only world you know is the world wide web. (www. if you don't know! XD) I bet my crayons that you can't live without it during the summer aye? Me too. lol. But there is more than just sitting your ass on that computer chair during summer, there are also fun things to do like probably doing some sports, hitting the waves, going on a vacation just about anything that can make move your body and not just your fingers scrolling and typing all day. You can do them both you know.. Like for example.. You went to a vacation why not blog about it? post some pictures on intsagram? you could probably get some notes in tumblr. By spending more time being active, you'll have a story to tell to your friends even if they'll say "Cool Story Bro".. At least you've remembered the acronym "YOLO". Being productive is something you must not forget. 

3. Don't hurt yourself.

Now you've shouted YOLO while diving onto the pool, Hanging onto the branch of a tree, on the top of what looks like a mountain but it was really a themed park, While sky diving like the woman who nearly fell off because her harness got detached. All along your mind kept saying yolo throughout the summer not minding that after 2-3 months your back to school again. Déjà vu ? Lol. I hope you didn't forget to be careful because You Only Live Once. 

My advice.. If you wanna go to school with complete body parts and a brain, keep calm and don't kill yourself by doing the extremes!