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Lunes, Mayo 28, 2012

Studying Tips.

The real deal. This most probably be the most boring of all. I bet nobody would even listen to me! (As if anyone even listens to me) 

Studying Tips 101 : 

1. Take notes. 
Grab your pens or pencils and just take notes you little lazy person! Rather than just gawking or daydreaming its better to take notes. I personally seldom take notes. Pahahaha ha ha ha hah ahha! BUT i never said i never or have ever written down notes. It just so happens that our teachers are nice enough to write it on the board. In few occasions they would dictated the things that we need to write very rarely occasions hopefully it wont change. I still don't know how 9th grade students functions because school hasn't start yet but crossies for that. lol. enough about me. Okay. Taking notes is an advantages.. Not only do you save time on reading pages upon pages of just gracefully adjective packed paragraphs but you could possibly be the some few people who can answer the questions that the teacher only dictated. 

2. Highlight.
Get your highlighters people! And start to highlight only the IMPORTANT parts. I emphasized the world IMPORTANT because some students likes to highlight everything on their books. 1. Because they like to splash some color on the pages of their books. 2. To pretend that you are actually listening. 3. They are probably bored. But highlighting everything is completely stupid and inconvenient. When a test comes up and you didn't study at home (like i always do) and you'll look on your book, everything is marked by your highlighter you will most likely receive an F for being so Fond of highlighting paragraphs. 

3. Do not enter the class if you still haven't study.
Pretty much self explanatory. lol. At least study on the halls or better yet at home.

4. Keyword all the way.
Its not cheating, Its creative thinking! I only do this when there's so many terms to study for or its really hard to pronounce! For example: The word is Radioactive Decay. The meaning is unstable atom loses energy by emitting ionizing particles. The keyword is Loses because of the word decay. It could somehow doesn't make sense for someone but just be creative and make sure you understand the meaning and you'll definitely make a awesome keywords for anything. Like those codes for detective. xD

5. Listen attentively.
Listening is more important than having to memorize your books. In some cases, you don't even have to study if you listen hard enough to understand the question and be able to answer them. 


Basic stuffs right there. 

Before going back to school Tips : The Don'ts

To save you from regrets.. Here's some tips to remember! :D

The Don'ts Before School.

1. Don't eat too much from the buffet table. 

When summer hits, of course there's vacation getaways, Heat waves, ( desire to become the next  tanorexic mom lol. kidding.) and .... Dun. Dun. Dun. FOOD. specifically.. JUNK FOOD. This addictive thing is so dangerous and yet so pleasing to the stomach that it is almost annoying because its THAT tempting. Fastfood chains, supermarket and the most alluring place.. your pantry. Basically it is everywhere! SMH. And If you don't control yourself .. You'll end up in the shape of a balloon when school starts. Being fat isn't something to be ashamed of but having illness is. Eating too much can result to diabetes, fatty liver disease, heart disease, certain types of cancer, stroke, etc. Starving yourself is certainly not the way to be "healthy" nor "fit". Self-control, Balanced diet and Exercise is the key to stay fit.

Men. That was deep. For a girl who probably loves food than people, writing this.. it was.. just tough bricks bro.

2. Don't Spend too much time on the internet.

Yeah. I've got you red handed. You are probably spend more time on your computer/gadgets that the only world you know is the world wide web. (www. if you don't know! XD) I bet my crayons that you can't live without it during the summer aye? Me too. lol. But there is more than just sitting your ass on that computer chair during summer, there are also fun things to do like probably doing some sports, hitting the waves, going on a vacation just about anything that can make move your body and not just your fingers scrolling and typing all day. You can do them both you know.. Like for example.. You went to a vacation why not blog about it? post some pictures on intsagram? you could probably get some notes in tumblr. By spending more time being active, you'll have a story to tell to your friends even if they'll say "Cool Story Bro".. At least you've remembered the acronym "YOLO". Being productive is something you must not forget. 

3. Don't hurt yourself.

Now you've shouted YOLO while diving onto the pool, Hanging onto the branch of a tree, on the top of what looks like a mountain but it was really a themed park, While sky diving like the woman who nearly fell off because her harness got detached. All along your mind kept saying yolo throughout the summer not minding that after 2-3 months your back to school again. Déjà vu ? Lol. I hope you didn't forget to be careful because You Only Live Once. 

My advice.. If you wanna go to school with complete body parts and a brain, keep calm and don't kill yourself by doing the extremes! 




Before going back to school tips : The Dos

This is kind of funny because I don't really study hard for test let alone for exams and here I am about to act like a smarty pants and give advises. Pahahaha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha!!! Oh. Men. I can't just stop laughing! -Goes somewhere to laugh my lungs off-

Okay. Okay. I think I've let it all out. xD

Since School is about to start (June 6) Let me tell you the Do's and Don't before school and some studying tips.

Do's Before school.

1. Go to your dentist.

It may sound scary for some cause having to hear that irritating drill is frightening. You better to go to the dentist twice a year to get your teeth examined and cleaned. before going to school you HAVE and MUST get your teeth cleaned. Don't leave a trace of all those junks that you've devoured during the summer. Okay? 

Oh and how come there are always aquariums in a dentist's clinic? Is it just here in the Philippines or is it something that the international dentist club pledge to have? If so.. Then just pick an attractive fish! lol. 

2. Do some shopping.
This is something you wont let pass your to do list. (If you're a girl) You have to go shopping 3 weeks before school. Sounds crazy right? No. Not at all. Shopping as in buying clothes, shoes, and everything that your wallet can hold? No. Shopping as in buying school supplies. Yeah. that's right. School supplies. It may seem that I'm whacked right now but I am indeed making a point. Doing some school supply shopping 4-3 weeks earlier can save you from the dreadful long line to the cash register.

3. Start to train yourself to wake up and sleep early.
This is something I found hard to do but you have to train yourself to not be the sleepy head of the class and to avoid DM. Not Direct Message but Drooling Moments! Well.. you can get direct message for drooling in class.. and it will all be like "drool dude." "drool something" you know? wouldn't that be great? Ehe. 

Actually I am days away from school and still I haven't woke up early. I tried. but i just... can't do it! Maybe I'll start tomorrow (that's what they say! XD) I don't wanna be the first girl to drool in class and i don't even drool! Ahaha.  I just talk in my sleep. :(


4. Expect a lot of chaos, homework, projects and if your like me, expect some pimples. 

You don't want to be the person who is known to chill in the back of the class expecting some miracle would happen and the principal would gladly say "GUISE! ITS SUMMER TIME! LETS HAVE A PARTY AT ____ HOUSE!"  right? I don't, So I keep in mind that the principal wont say something like that and that it is not a miracle but rather a disturbing vision. Going to school is such a hassle so i say.. don't go to school! Lol. Kidding. You should know by now that if turned a grade higher the more stressful its gonna be. One way to keep up with everything without losing your mind or your time for social networking site is Time Management. You need to know the importance of the task and the difference between need and want. Don't stress just be a professhhhh.......

5. Get a haircut. 
Cut off those summer hairstyle and trim it to an appropriate school approved hairdo. (not too neat though!) just get rid of those crazy highlights and dye it back to something more natural. 

6. Advance reading.
As boring as it may be... You have to study before school. Well at least flip through the pages and learn something before entering the gates of your school! 

7. Spend the rest of your last days having fun but not too fun.
Enough said.