This day is equivalent to a BS

BS. BS. BS. BS.

This day is really not a good day to sing hallelujahs and happy hymns. Heck, there isn't even a sight of happiness today because it is rather full of BS and shit. Pardon my language but its really unhealthy for me to keep it all inside. Like writing this post would be a relief or something. I just need to let it all out and be "calm".

I could think of a gazillion reasons why I'm so piss off today. Some of the reasons are Homework. Quizzes. Lectures from an old fugly lady (my aunt aka Cruella De vil )  We got into an argument about how i don't work hard and all that BS. Woman, I almost cried doing my homework and studying! Give some credit old faggot! I think she thinks that I just use the computer for fun and that all i ever mind is my freaking phone but I haven't even text for 2 weeks now. Its just so fucking annoying to be called a lazy,proud bitch. 14 years old girls don't deal with all this BS. It can drive someone insane! 

Oh, Dolores Umbridge is our teacher! The joy. Won't name her though. Lets just call her Dolores Umbridge in disguise. She acted so nice at first then she draw out all the Do's and Don'ts. Like bitch, You're not the principal or something. I respect the whole teacher part but you're kind of mean. And you lied when you said that you want us to enjoy our stay in the school. Please don't tell me what to do. K?

3rd day of school. And I'm exhausted like hell from school and I was called a proud bitch. 

Well.. Bitch, Stop acting like a bitch. 


(This was actually yesterday. I forgot to click Publish.. Sooo.)

How i see a macbook : Different dimension

Oh yeah. This is cute. 

This isn't mine btw. I just saw it on youtube but i sih to make on, On a macbook. Pahahaha. Dream on

Credits all goes to the animator! :)

Some wishful thinking

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Troubles.

Stuck with a lame template. :3

I seriously can't find a really nice template for this blog. I've searched. and searched. and searched. Still no good template. I mean there's like a gazzilion out there but its just that i could find a template that looks simple enough but still with class. You know? and I have been having troubles in the new blogger. I'm not used to it. I rather have the old one back even if its like made of bricks. (No offence though, just saying.)

Should I just move to wordpress instead? I mean they have all these cool themes and it actually has an app in the android market which is available in my country. Not like blogger. Who either thinks i live in narnia... or i really live in narnia. 

A Letter from blithesome planet

Dear Daddy,

Macbook Pro.. 13 inch. please? :) 

Sincerely,

You're very optimistic daughter, Alyanna.

Studying Tips.

The real deal. This most probably be the most boring of all. I bet nobody would even listen to me! (As if anyone even listens to me) 

Studying Tips 101 : 

1. Take notes. 

Grab your pens or pencils and just take notes you little lazy person! Rather than just gawking or daydreaming its better to take notes. I personally seldom take notes. Pahahaha ha ha ha hah ahha! BUT i never said i never or have ever written down notes. It just so happens that our teachers are nice enough to write it on the board. In few occasions they would dictated the things that we need to write very rarely occasions hopefully it wont change. I still don't know how 9th grade students functions because school hasn't start yet but crossies for that. lol. enough about me. Okay. Taking notes is an advantages.. Not only do you save time on reading pages upon pages of just gracefully adjective packed paragraphs but you could possibly be the some few people who can answer the questions that the teacher only dictated. 

2. Highlight.

Get your highlighters people! And start to highlight only the IMPORTANT parts. I emphasized the world IMPORTANT because some students likes to highlight everything on their books. 1. Because they like to splash some color on the pages of their books. 2. To pretend that you are actually listening. 3. They are probably bored. But highlighting everything is completely stupid and inconvenient. When a test comes up and you didn't study at home (like i always do) and you'll look on your book, everything is marked by your highlighter you will most likely receive an F for being so Fond of highlighting paragraphs. 

3. Do not enter the class if you still haven't study.

Pretty much self explanatory. lol. At least study on the halls or better yet at home.

4. Keyword all the way.

Its not cheating, Its creative thinking! I only do this when there's so many terms to study for or its really hard to pronounce! For example: The word is Radioactive Decay. The meaning is unstable atom loses energy by emitting ionizing particles. The keyword is Loses because of the word decay. It could somehow doesn't make sense for someone but just be creative and make sure you understand the meaning and you'll definitely make a awesome keywords for anything. Like those codes for detective. xD

5. Listen attentively.

Listening is more important than having to memorize your books. In some cases, you don't even have to study if you listen hard enough to understand the question and be able to answer them. 

Basic stuffs right there. 

Before going back to school Tips : The Don'ts

To save you from regrets.. Here's some tips to remember! :D

The Don'ts Before School.

1. Don't eat too much from the buffet table. 

When summer hits, of course there's vacation getaways, Heat waves, ( desire to become the next  tanorexic mom lol. kidding.) and .... Dun. Dun. Dun. FOOD. specifically.. JUNK FOOD. This addictive thing is so dangerous and yet so pleasing to the stomach that it is almost annoying because its THAT tempting. Fastfood chains, supermarket and the most alluring place.. your pantry. Basically it is everywhere! SMH. And If you don't control yourself .. You'll end up in the shape of a balloon when school starts. Being fat isn't something to be ashamed of but having illness is. Eating too much can result to diabetes, fatty liver disease, heart disease, certain types of cancer, stroke, etc. Starving yourself is certainly not the way to be "healthy" nor "fit". Self-control, Balanced diet and Exercise is the key to stay fit.

Men. That was deep. For a girl who probably loves food than people, writing this.. it was.. just tough bricks bro.

2. Don't Spend too much time on the internet.

Yeah. I've got you red handed. You are probably spend more time on your computer/gadgets that the only world you know is the world wide web. (www. if you don't know! XD) I bet my crayons that you can't live without it during the summer aye? Me too. lol. But there is more than just sitting your ass on that computer chair during summer, there are also fun things to do like probably doing some sports, hitting the waves, going on a vacation just about anything that can make move your body and not just your fingers scrolling and typing all day. You can do them both you know.. Like for example.. You went to a vacation why not blog about it? post some pictures on intsagram? you could probably get some notes in tumblr. By spending more time being active, you'll have a story to tell to your friends even if they'll say "Cool Story Bro".. At least you've remembered the acronym "YOLO". Being productive is something you must not forget. 

3. Don't hurt yourself.

Now you've shouted YOLO while diving onto the pool, Hanging onto the branch of a tree, on the top of what looks like a mountain but it was really a themed park, While sky diving like the woman who nearly fell off because her harness got detached. All along your mind kept saying yolo throughout the summer not minding that after 2-3 months your back to school again. Déjà vu ? Lol. I hope you didn't forget to be careful because You Only Live Once. 

My advice.. If you wanna go to school with complete body parts and a brain, keep calm and don't kill yourself by doing the extremes! 

Before going back to school tips : The Dos

This is kind of funny because I don't really study hard for test let alone for exams and here I am about to act like a smarty pants and give advises. Pahahaha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahaha!!! Oh. Men. I can't just stop laughing! -Goes somewhere to laugh my lungs off-

Okay. Okay. I think I've let it all out. xD

Since School is about to start (June 6) Let me tell you the Do's and Don't before school and some studying tips.

Do's Before school.

1. Go to your dentist.

It may sound scary for some cause having to hear that irritating drill is frightening. You better to go to the dentist twice a year to get your teeth examined and cleaned. before going to school you HAVE and MUST get your teeth cleaned. Don't leave a trace of all those junks that you've devoured during the summer. Okay? 

Oh and how come there are always aquariums in a dentist's clinic? Is it just here in the Philippines or is it something that the international dentist club pledge to have? If so.. Then just pick an attractive fish! lol. 

2. Do some shopping.

This is something you wont let pass your to do list. (If you're a girl) You have to go shopping 3 weeks before school. Sounds crazy right? No. Not at all. Shopping as in buying clothes, shoes, and everything that your wallet can hold? No. Shopping as in buying school supplies. Yeah. that's right. School supplies. It may seem that I'm whacked right now but I am indeed making a point. Doing some school supply shopping 4-3 weeks earlier can save you from the dreadful long line to the cash register.

3. Start to train yourself to wake up and sleep early.

This is something I found hard to do but you have to train yourself to not be the sleepy head of the class and to avoid DM. Not Direct Message but Drooling Moments! Well.. you can get direct message for drooling in class.. and it will all be like "drool dude." "drool something" you know? wouldn't that be great? Ehe. 

Actually I am days away from school and still I haven't woke up early. I tried. but i just... can't do it! Maybe I'll start tomorrow (that's what they say! XD) I don't wanna be the first girl to drool in class and i don't even drool! Ahaha.  I just talk in my sleep. :(

4. Expect a lot of chaos, homework, projects and if your like me, expect some pimples. 

You don't want to be the person who is known to chill in the back of the class expecting some miracle would happen and the principal would gladly say "GUISE! ITS SUMMER TIME! LETS HAVE A PARTY AT ____ HOUSE!"  right? I don't, So I keep in mind that the principal wont say something like that and that it is not a miracle but rather a disturbing vision. Going to school is such a hassle so i say.. don't go to school! Lol. Kidding. You should know by now that if turned a grade higher the more stressful its gonna be. One way to keep up with everything without losing your mind or your time for social networking site is Time Management. You need to know the importance of the task and the difference between need and want. Don't stress just be a professhhhh.......

5. Get a haircut. 

Cut off those summer hairstyle and trim it to an appropriate school approved hairdo. (not too neat though!) just get rid of those crazy highlights and dye it back to something more natural. 

6. Advance reading.

As boring as it may be... You have to study before school. Well at least flip through the pages and learn something before entering the gates of your school! 

7. Spend the rest of your last days having fun but not too fun.
Enough said.

The same everything.

Holy smokes! 

Joe Jonas and  Ian Somerhalder was here at the Philippines just hours ago! And damn. I didn't get to see them. The two hotties were here to promote some products from bench. (Well that's what my sister said not sure though! I cant trust her.) But yeah.. they were here. 

But whats this.. Blair Waldorf I mean.. Leighton Meester  is here too?! Oh.My.Gosh.

Pardon me as i go ahead and freak out for a second.

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Now.. i don't know up to how long she will be staying here or that she's still here, all i know is that she will be sporting off casual yet sophisticated clothes for Penshoppe. (Btw, Penshoppe is a really nice store i think i bought a T-shirt there once though the branch in Moa was lacking some space? I think for a popular brand..they should expand. But hey. Nice clothes i might say

Back to Leighton.) The fact that she might be breathing the same air as i am right now.. is legit. Now I could be very far from where exactly she is but still she is in Philippines. 

The same time. The same day. The same whether (?) and of course the same polluted air.  Isn't it just amazing? Ahaha. LEGIT I TELL YOU.

Gorgeous as always

Which I can pull a casual look like that. With my fat ass body.. Ha. I don't think so! 

Gaga over Gaga

There's this controversial buzz going about Lady Gaga performing her concert here (Philippines). She's performing this coming May 21 and 22 which is great right? Yeah.. Well some don't agree. Those people who are trying to stop her concert, more likely Christians who thinks shes some kind of a devil worshiper are disrespectful. Like Dafuq?! Okay. I personally think its none of their business to judge people just because she wrote a song that has Judas on it. I mean, Lady Gaga isn't what other people think she is. She actually studied in a catholic school when she was younger, is very nice and talented. That's how is see her. She dresses quite bizarrely but thats how she expresses her self. people need to see the positive things first than the negative things in her. I personally do not know her or is a little monster ( what she calls her fans ) but all i can say to the people who wants to band her is to calm the effing down and just let her perform why do think she held a concert here in Philippines ?! She could have been anywhere in the world but no shes gonna perform here because Filipinos want her to be here and now they're like "all a sudden" don't want her to be here. Whats annoying is that they even called her names and ugh. stfu. :I 

Don't they realize that the moment they start to band what teens love, the more they become rebellious? That's just my opinion. 

Lady Gaga in Manila's financial district of Makati, Philippines .

Maybe she believes in God or maybe she doesn't but to stop her concert is just rude and disrespectful. 

ItsRaphaBlueBerry

Before this gorgeous looking guy, who cooks, makes parody/ funny videos becomes famous... I want to tell you guys that .. I FOUND HIM FIRST! Yeah that's right, i frigging found him first. 2 weeks ago. xD

His username in Youtube is ItsRaphaBlueBerry. He is extremely funny, talented and just. ugh. perfect. He has an accent which makes him funnier and he loves Hunger Games! Check him out : 

 

The first video i watched from him.

* It will be embarrassing if you watched his videos before i got to watch them. Lol. Wouldn't that be hilarious? Ahahahaha. NO. :I Okay. back to the topic. He has like 9,220 (5/20/12) so It wouldn't be suprising if you knew him before i got to totally understandable.

Lets go shopping! ASAP.

Holy Smokes! 

I cannot wait to go shopping for school supplies! Lol. Im  a little  excited to buy stuffs for school that I watched like tons of back to school haul videos on youtube and only ended up wanting to go to the mall. I dunno when will we go to the mall since my mom have been gone lately (going to seminars and out with friends) so I just have to wait and kill myself with hauls. *sighs* :( 


Not only will I buy the regular school things that I need but I will also be buying a bag,a pair of vans shoes and some few tops. I guess another shopping spreeee~ ! (SCORE.) Hopefully my mom will approve my random desire to buy all of that stuffs. I mean, this only happens once. Normally I'll be like gawking at the mall and do nothing.. I at least need a price for carrying bags while I watch my mother shop or pushing the push cart at the grocery store. Eh. Whatever. I need new shoes and shirts.


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I need to do a shopping spree!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways.. Here's a drawing that i found on my desktop awhile ago ! Enjoy? :D 

Lovely isn't it? Lol.

Good nights thanks to them.

When I'm having a bad day I would wait till 11:30 pm to watch Todays Talk. It airs at night here in the Philippines, kinda weird right? since its a morning show and you know.. Well, Its kinda typical here, the different timezone explains everything. Now.. Don't you think its kinda weird to be liking Todays Talk ?! The question is .. 

"HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE IT?!" 

The reason why I love them

Obviously Kathie Lee and Hoda Kotb is extremely funny I mean why do think I would love them so much?! And also they are very likeable. Isn't that what morning show host should be? Yes. But they're different. Not like here (Philippines) I think hosts are a bit tense. They do "Joke around" but.. Ehhh.. I just like Hoda and Kathie a bit more. Lol. 

Its nice to launch around the living room watching todays talk nearly in the middle of the night. Not only does it makes my day complete but it ease all the bad vibes I'm feeling. All because of their Hilarius and Helpful scoops and shenanigans.Hahaha. ILOVETHEM. <3  

Day Two of No Internet Connection.

Crappy titles. Tsskk. SMH.

Day Two.

This time I woke up with a slightly happy atmosphere. Considering the fact that I discovered a new channel when i was flickering through the 50+ channels over and over again. Guess what channel it was.. Its only the most E!ntertaining channel Evah! It's E! Which i totally lovelovelove. It was strangely on channel 4 but heck! what do i care which number its aired on. I just love E! Because of course, It has the best reality shows known in this generation. (lol. Sorry Mtv!) It has like, Keeping Up With The Kardashians,Khloe and Lamar, Kim and Kourtney take miami, Julianna and Bill and the list goes on and on. Just about every shows thats making a buzz in the Entertainment world. Its funny how I have this thing for reality shows. Hahaha. I dunno why I like it so much! Probably because of the drama and the celebrities showcasing the life i could never have. Hahaha. But wait.. I wouldn't be blogging about this if I didn't experience such horrible stuffs yesterday.

Just when I thought I would be watching tv for the whole day to keep me alive, Someone proved me wrong. When I took a little "Break" from watching tv (Went to get food) Someone switched it to a different channel! There goes my last chance of surviving. I was so mad that i ate all day. That wouldn't have been a problem if I was physically fit like really really fit but of course I'm not. I'm in between average medium and large ? I guess ? But I can't tell because critics are the one who can tell me. It all comes down to realizing that this year i would be a junior meaning I get to go to the prom and be active in a lot of things (Projects and all that stuffs) And there I was eating like i haven't eat. I effing ate every two hours!

EVERY. TWO. EFFING. HOURS!

I could tell that i have gained a lot of pounds this summer and I predict a fat ass girl in her prom the next coming year (That would be me, Obviously). Well.. There is still time left to starve myself. BAHAHAHAHA. Ridiculous. Not gonna happen. Honey, I'm married to FOOD.

6:15ish pm I slept after rereading Peter Pan by J.M. Barrie and woke up about 9:45ish pm to watch today show which airs via satellite switching channels every now and then to watch pbb too. Out of the blues, I felt.. I felt Lonely. Like I was the only girl in the world and that I'm in a fragile state. I tried to shrug it off but it didn't went away. All the negative thoughts popped out of my mind and every single thing that i don't wanna remember flashed and decided to hang out for a bit in my mind. Nobody was texting me and if  someone did, it would probably be Group Messages from my friends or the text clan I joined. My mom is gone for few days to attend a seminar or something and she will be back in 3 days or so. My sister was well.. Never mind. She gives me headache. It was just a random feeling to.. feel. Is this what internet makes you feel without it or is it just me? Was I going mad? The questions were unanswered of course.

I thought being bored was something to be frantic about but I guess nothing beats loneliness and sadness.

Day One of No Internet Connection.

I woke up to find out that there was no internet connection. Total "Shocker" cause it rained and the thunder roared. Seriously?! Theres like a small chances of the lighting striking the router but of course.. we have to play safe and not take risk. So we turned of the internet connection and all that stuffs. At first i was like " One day of no internet connection.. How hard could that be?!" I just turned the tv on and watched that morning. But then when afternoon came by.. I was like "I mean.. I wont be able to tweet and see whats happening on youtube.. Thats fine. I'mma eat more." I ate a lot that afternoon to ease the boredom feeling. As I go on that day the side affects of boredom started to kick in. 

The symptoms are the following:

1. Starting to pace all around the room like a crazy lunatic.
2. Doing weird faces on the mirror for a very long time.
3. Eating like its your favorite hobby.
4. Talking to yourself with an accent.
5. Act as if your favorite One Direction member is chatting you
6. Anxiety building up.
7. Overacting on small things like "I dropped a spoon." A SPOON!
8. You're mind is easily distracted with food.

Probably not all are true but thats what i come across two days ago. 17 hours of no connection. My life status ( 50% brain dead) That night.. I could not sleep. Occasionally i would look through my phone and go to my twitter app. and see previews tweets from me 17 to 18 hours ago. I kept on tweeting offline which only ended up in my saved drafts. I slept like 3:30 a that day. Ridiculous right? Wait till you get a glimpse of day two. 

Are you kidding me?!

"Is this really happening?!" Is all i can say right now.

Lately.. I've been very very VERY unfortunate. Its crazy and frightening at the same time! I cant believe how unlucky I am this week. Let me tell you what happened this past two dreadful day without internet connection. 

I will be posting a two blog ; the days of no internet connection. Just so this blog post doesn't get too long for a first blog entry. Btw.. I am the owner of DearieReverie.blogspot.com but I yet again couldn't access it. (Another bad luck sign i guess.) Losing two accounts in a week. Tough bricks. :3  

I decided to make a new one since i cannot live a life without ranting, blabbing non sense and talking shizz. This blog will be the one i will be forever using. If you don't like me and my blog post then CLOSE THIS THING! Got it? lol. Mmm. k.